May 2013
faeiouck:
shady-bacon:
faeiouck:
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
quipsquip:
foolishcaptainkia:
gothamshitty:
kushdrinker:
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
everybody’s looking for gouda
some of them want to consume you
some of them want to be consumed by you
tastemygayrainbow:
e-n-o:
*shy but actually a sex freak*
accurately describes me omfg
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pau1y:
what if 911 called you
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itstrickyyxx:
del0ppus:
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
-annoying:
who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
p1kachu:
illustratedshadows:
butts-with-bro-shades:
people who send themselves anon hate
i dont understand this gif but it feels right
2funny
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iwishihadafather:
when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
babyferaligator:
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
autumnseeds:
why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day
Things you do not have to feel guilty about
becky-fitness:
Saying no sometimes
Wanting to be alone sometimes
Saying no to sex
Saying yes to sex
Not being sure about your life career
Deciding to study instead of going out
Getting rid of the toxic people in your life
Ending a relationship that is hurting you
Not liking the things everyone else likes
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
tubatron-2000:
hawkeyedriza:
absolutelydestinysmood:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
Oops this one is much better
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blackbruise:
if the pope can give up then so can i
